1001 Funniest Things Ever Said by Steven Price

Author:Steven Price
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781599216669
Publisher: Lyons Press

In Arizona we have so little water that the trees chase the dogs.

—Senator Barry Goldwater

Churchill’s critics called him a rash, impetuous, tactless, contentious, inconsistent, unsound, and amusing parliamentary celebrity who was forever out of step. “We just don’t know what to make of him,” a troubled Conservative Member of Parliament told Lady Astor.

She paused and then smiled, “How about a nice rug?”

There but for the grace of God—goes God.

—Winston Churchill, on Stafford Cripps

He has devoted the best years of his life to preparing his impromptu speeches.

—Earl of Birkenhead on Sir Winston Churchill

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